Thursday, July 16, 2009

Mysterious black goo in Alaska

A mysterious black goo has appeared in the waters of northern Alaska. No one knows exactly what it is, but it is biological. The skeletons of birds have been found inside.

From the Anchorage Daily News via io9:

It's certainly biological. It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter. It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism. in recent history I don't think we've seen anything like this. Maybe inside lakes or in stagnant water or something, but not (in the ocean) that we could recall ... If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't. [The stuff is] gooey [and dark]. It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it. It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it.


Weird, wild stuff.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Joan Holloway from "Mad Men"

Joan Holloway is a character played by Christina Hendricks on the AMC show "Mad Men". Over the course of two seasons, Joan has served as the ace secretary at Sterling Cooper, sharing her ample knowledge with the new girl Peggy. She's definitely a lover, not a fighter. Redheaded, curvaceous, and the center of attention, Joan is a knockout by any definition of the word.

Bonus picture of Christina below:

FULL DISCLOSURE: I find her incredibly attractive. Surprise surprise.

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Spicy tuna roll



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Republi-Hotties

FULL DISCLOSURE: The issue at hand is the, ahem, creative grammatical liberties taken by these young ladies, not their political affiliation.

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Facebook status

BabyHuey only in California would the city be asked to pay for a billionaire's funeral.

BabyHuey
just got back from Taste of Chicago, which tasted great of course. Robinson's Ribs, some Lou Mal's deep dish pizza and some Eli's Cheesecake. Rock!!!!!!!! To everyone back in LA, enjoy your raw fish and grain or whatever you eat there.

BabyHuey
went to a local hometown Northbrook bar last night, it was a nice change of pace from Los Angeles bars; no bitter bouncers screaming at you for your ID, no bratty bartenders ignoring you when you just want a beer, no lame DJ pretending to actually do stuff while the song sounds exactly the same as normal, no 12 dollar drinks, no bouncers screaming at everyone to get out a half hour before closing.

* Actual profile picture. Okay, not really.

** For all the shit this person talks on Los Angeles, he/she lives there.

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